Critic's Review
I'm not sure why I went into the Dragon Teahouse. But I did.
Bizarro World started as I entered a seemingly empty room. There was one woman dining alone in the corner, and another woman sitting in the back, who appeared to be part of the restaurant. A bell rings as you enter. No movement. I sit down at a table. Still nothing. I see menus over by the hostess stand, and go over and grab one. The women in the back didn't even move her head.
The decor speaks for itself.
A good 10 minutes after first entering another woman comes out from the back. "Hello, do you want tea?". I tried to query her about iced tea, but ultimately decided on hot tea.
Everything here looks kind of old, lacking shine.
The upholstery is splitting at the seams.
The lunch special choices are pretty weak, I went with General Tso's, hoping to get some spice. It comes with egg drop soup; wonton is a 75 cent up charge. Egg drop bores me; I would have preferred hot and sour.
This would have been fine if there was meat in the wontons; one of them was empty and the other has a tiny piece that was barely detectable. Good broth and crisp onions.
General Tso came with a heap of fried rice that didn't faste like chinese fried rice. Very little pork or other stuff; I left most of the rice on the place.
The chicken was ok, but not very spicy. "Spicy Enough", the woman asked. I wasn't sending it back.
The star of the plate was the egg roll. I haven't had an egg roll like this since I was a teenager. We used to make late night stops at this place on Route 111 in Hauppauge for big, deep fried egg rolls stuffed with good stuff. A bit of duck sauce and it's fantastic.
I asked for the check; I tried to explain that I didn't need the calories from the rice, which never goes over well with the Chinese. $9 for lunch. Can't beat the price, but I continue to not like to dine in at Chinese restaurants.
Conclusion
You wonder how places can survive with 2 customers (not 2 tables, 2 customers) at 1:30pm. This place hasn't grasped the concept of ripping off diners, which is kind of nice. But it wasn't good enough to recommend.