Critic's Review
If you've ever had real Turkish cuisine, you'll know in an instant that this isn't it. The menu is a mish-mosh of *Mediterranean* foods, with none of the oohs and ahhhs you get when first tasting quality Turkish food. Looking for an Iskander Kabab? Forget it. They have Gyros, Moussaka, and some sort of dried-out roast lamb served with an ice-cream scoop of steamed rice. Their *wraps* are variations on the gyro with different meats. If you're lucky there will be a soccer game on the TV and the place will be filled with screaming illegals.