Scarlett's Cabaret

Last Activity: Nov 13th, 2011



2920 SW 30 Ave
Hallandale, FL 33009
(954) 455-8318
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Critic's Rating

Last Review: 11/12/11


HoursMon-Wed.12pm-6am, Thu 12pm-7am, Fri 12pm-8am, Sat 5pm-7am, Sun 5pm-6am
Dress CodeCasuall ParkingPrivate Lot, Complimentary Valet
CCYes AlcoholFull Bar

Critic's Review

Scarlett's is one of the more popular clubs north of Miami with a big in-the-biz late night following. I'd been to a couple of other places at happy hour and there weren't very attractive girls, so I thought I'd try it a bit later; I got there just before the 9pm catwalk show.

There's a complimentary valet but if you don't want to valet you can go past the club and park in front of some closed stores. Scarlett's can be tricky to find; If you're on 95 get off at Hallandale Beach Blvd West and go into the first parking lot on the south side. You can see the sign from the road but it's behind a bunch of stores.

One good thing about Scarlett's is that you can always score a free admission coupon online. Just Google it and you're sure to find one. They won't take it if it's a special event, but most of the time they will. I've never paid a cover to get into Scarlett's.


They were just about to start the show so when I got there most of the girls were huddled in the back waiting to come out. It's a bit different here because they don't have a catwalk, the girls just kind of scatter. Three of them came up to me to offer me a 2 for 1, but none were even mildly acceptable.

There are 3 stages viewable from the bar so there's a chance to see quite a few girls dance to check out their moves and bodies; but in the entire place there was only 1 who I would have considered buying a dance from, including the bartenders and waitresses. I didn't get a chance as she was settled in with a group of guys. I ended up leaving without even a hint of arousal. 3 more girls came over in the interim; one was a pretty, skinny A-cup who I might not mind talking to in a bar, but I'm looking for more Carmen Electra and less girl next door when I'm buying lap dances. Tattoos are almost as big a turn-off to me as smoking, so my choices are limited in today's world.

All and all, a pretty disappointing visit.

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