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Just when we thought we had Marc Falsetto contained in Himmarshee....The Rok:Brgr people are branching out into the armpit known as Fat Villiage, where Millenials will pay Las Olas prices for meat on bread. They won't even call their pastrami pastrami; they call it smoked meat, probably to avoid the embarrassment of it being compared to actual pastrami. A $12.50 Cuban and $12 Grilled cheese will keep me from coming time and time again.
The menu is an exercise in fake marketing; Truffled this and cultured that. They even have "garlic pesto fries", because the average Fort Lauderdale diner doesn't know that garlic is a key ingredient in pesto.
Best of All:
No Substitutions please, including the Bread. We know better.Another overpriced sandwich shop opens in Fort Lauderdale.
Feel free to use the map tool to get a street view of the neighborhood. I get that you're trying to pretend the neighborhood is upscale, but lets be real.
This site is designed to shoot down the propagandists like yourself. This place is a sandwich shop in an industrial park charging downtown prices. Plus it's JEY, so we know what it is without having to spend any money to try it.
As for the rants, what we have is the same people opening the same kind of restaurants who have no track record of serving good food. So what's the point of doing an in depth review of yet-another Be Nice restaurant? You know what it is before it opens. This place insults us with their menu; assuming we're idiots and offering "No Substitutions" like it's Katz's Deli or something. It's ridiculous.